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BUY A SCOOTY ?          

BUY A SCOOTY?..
PICK UP A BEAUTY?
DRINK A FROOTY?.
TAKE HER TO OOTY?
REMOVE HER NIGHTY?
DO UR DUTY?
AFTER 9 MONTHS ?
GET A CUTY ;)
   
What a New Gen Kids....          

Boy and Gal of 2 Standard ask Teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids???

Teacher replied: NO Never!

Boy said to girl:
See I told you not to worry!
   
Under Guy's Pant          

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.
Always think +VE
   
Let Me Kiss ur Lips...          

Let me kiss ur Lips
Let me feel ur Teeth
Let me feel ur Tongue.
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This is ur friend PEPSODENT ;)
   
When Boy Said Ooouchhh...          

Gal: Its 2 tight
Boy: Dont worry,Ill do it slowly
Gal: Push it in
Boy: Ouch.. I can't
Gal: Its painful
Boy: Forget it.
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I'll buy new WEDDING RING!
   
Junior Needs a Name          

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a JUNIOR needs a name
   
Line on Gals T-Shirt          

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;)
   
Sardar and Nurse          

Nurse kept Sardar's Finger in her mouth after Blood Test.
After that Sardar start Dancing...
Nurse: Why are you dancing ???
Sardar: Next is my Urine Test ;)
   
 
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