HEER: Meine Tumhare Pyar Mein Sab Kuch Kho Diya.
RANJHA: Tom Karamjali Mein Kaun Sa IAS Officer 
Ban Gaya ;-)

Baniya Donates Blood 2 Sardar..
Sardar Gifts a Car to Him...
Baniya Donates Again...
This time Sardar Gives 1KG BARFI :-(
BANIYA: Bas, Sirf Barfi ??
SARDAR: Ab Meri Rago Mein Baniya Ka Khoon Hai!

Sitam Dhaane Ki Bhi HADD Hoti Hai...
Kisiko Satane Ki Bhi HADD Hoti Hai...
SMS Karne Ki Koshish Kar ZALIM,
Muft Mein sMs Padney Ki Bhi HADD Hoti Hai...

Be NICE to people who 
SMOKE & DRINK...
coz
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They won't b around you for long...!
:-)

TEACHER: Tipu Sultan Kaun Tha ???
STUDENT: Pata Nahi...
TEACHER: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do 
tabhi pata chaleyga.
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STUDENT: KARAN kaun Hai ???
TEACHER: Pata Nahi...
STUDENT: Beti ki Taraf Dhyan do 
tabhi pata chaleyga.

BOY: Tum shaadi ke baad apne liye 
ghar to nahi mangogi na?
GIRL: Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi hu,
Tum apni Maa ko alag ghar dila dena.
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RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYEE.....

A Women sitting on a bench in Park.
Beggar: Hi Darling!
She Angerly Replied: How dare U ?? 
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my Bed.

I Asked God:
My Friend is so sweet & Beautiful
HE SAID: Yeh sab Sangat ka asar hai.
Jaise Tum waise Tumhara Dost.
:-)

Boy Friend aur Uski Gal Friend Garden mein:
GIRL: 
Koi aisi baat bolo ki dil ki dhakan tez ho jaye.
BOY: 
Bhag tera baap aa gaya :-)

Apne Raste Pe Chalo
Apni Pasand se Pyar Karo
Apne Andaz me Baat Karo
Jo Dil Kahe Woh hi Karo
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Phir Zamana Ek Din Bolega
Yeh Kamina Kisi Ki nahi Sunta